“Didn’t have banana peels. Used teabags instead. Delicious. 5 stars.”

Dave Chappelle has an awesome skit in which a blind black guy who was always told he was white is a member of the KKK.

Mème

I live in Canada. My rationalization is that as much as what’s happening in the US is pissing me off, I have no business going into another country to try to fix it for the people who live there.

However, if the day ever arrives that they decide to follow through with their threat of annexing my country, it will become my problem. And you can trust me that I’ll make sure to become their problem as well.

There’s a reason why they prefer to attack unarmed people. That one time they encountered someone who turned out to be carrying a weapon they panicked and murdered him.

That acronym is common in the military for reporting enemy sightings. How fitting.

I wish it came with a picture of the car’s wheels

I play Mario Kart with my nephews over Christmas. I have to work really hard to not roflstomp them and even then I’ll still accidentally win from time to time because they keep running into banana peels in battle mode.

“Wait, it’s all Ukraine?”

“Always has been.”

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A brand of antacids

Either that or he’s starting to grow horse hair

The tiled floor, small room and height at which the picture was taken suggests that whoever took the pic was sitting on the toilet.

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Some poor schmuck doing unpaid overtime in the desperate hope that one day he will be rewarded for his hard work. Instead he will be given a 25 years of service pin and will be laid off the week after.

People keep blaming the burger and completely ignore the big gulp soda consisting mostly of high fructose corn syrup that people usually have with it.

When you make a schnitzel out of a fully flattened roadkill boar

“We forced our producers to modify the show to shoehorn in all the themes and boxes to check that our investor committee and market studies had identified! How come it gets received so poorly?”

Simulated Intelligence

She said they were also awkwardly hanging somewhere else close to that spot for a bit before that as well, then moved there to sit without ordering anything.

It looks like they were caught doing surveillance. If you just pass by them you wouldn’t notice anything wrong. But if the lady observed them for long enough what she saw was three people in law enforcement-looking attire, awkwardly hanging together in one spot doing nothing other than looking around the and taking notes or communicating with someone, periodically moving together to another spot close by for no apparent reason to do the same. It becomes very obvious if you can observe then for a bit.

That can’t be a coincidence. The inspiration has got to be Asterix and Obelix