IMO all consumer software should forcibly become open source after 10 years. Companies have 10 years to make a fuckton of money from it. That also means they have 10 years to innovate enough so that once the source code is released they will still have something else to sell that is big enough of an improvement that people will still want to pay for it.

Otherwise you end up with stagnation and enshitification from companies controlling critical software and holding back entire industries like Adobe is.

Flintstones soccer ball

Yes.

Oh Spy has known Scout’s mother for far longer than that

Absolute monsters.

People who add cinnamon to meats, I mean.

“Didn’t have banana peels. Used teabags instead. Delicious. 5 stars.”

Dave Chappelle has an awesome skit in which a blind black guy who was always told he was white is a member of the KKK.

Mème

I live in Canada. My rationalization is that as much as what’s happening in the US is pissing me off, I have no business going into another country to try to fix it for the people who live there.

However, if the day ever arrives that they decide to follow through with their threat of annexing my country, it will become my problem. And you can trust me that I’ll make sure to become their problem as well.

There’s a reason why they prefer to attack unarmed people. That one time they encountered someone who turned out to be carrying a weapon they panicked and murdered him.

That acronym is common in the military for reporting enemy sightings. How fitting.

I wish it came with a picture of the car’s wheels

I play Mario Kart with my nephews over Christmas. I have to work really hard to not roflstomp them and even then I’ll still accidentally win from time to time because they keep running into banana peels in battle mode.

“Wait, it’s all Ukraine?”

“Always has been.”

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

A brand of antacids

Either that or he’s starting to grow horse hair

The tiled floor, small room and height at which the picture was taken suggests that whoever took the pic was sitting on the toilet.

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Some poor schmuck doing unpaid overtime in the desperate hope that one day he will be rewarded for his hard work. Instead he will be given a 25 years of service pin and will be laid off the week after.

People keep blaming the burger and completely ignore the big gulp soda consisting mostly of high fructose corn syrup that people usually have with it.