In a video game, whatever allowed them to become billionaires would have been called an “exploit” and would have been nerfed in the next patch.

“worst chandelier I’ve ever seen”

Wasn’t he basically a useful idiot for Palpatine?

6’1" is also lower than the other side of the curve, which suggests people just like to round up or down to 6’.

Operation Flashpoint used to let you keep partial magazines like that.

Then it’s one of those games where the unused ammo gets discarded with the empty magazine (or ammo belt in that case)

Turns out the secret to being a big boss is to have owned a BB gun as a kid.

By default I disable notifications for all my apps unless it is something I need notifications from. And even there I still disable notification types that I don’t care about in the settings.

Can’t other phones do this?

I’m looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit

You messed up by having your phone on dark mode

I swear on Reddit you couldn’t post anything without having to spend 5 minutes proof-reading it to make sure there wasn’t a way to misinterpret anything intentionally or unintentionally and that you haven’t left any gaps in your explanation that someone could fill for you. If you missed anything some parasite would downvote you, twist what you said against you to make you look like something worse than Hitler and rally up everyone against you.

Fuck that place.

That check engine light would be perfect in a VW

If this sign is visible while going up the stairs, it’s silly. If it is while going down, it is terrifying.

I am in this picture and I don’t like it

This is just as cringe as that picture of him wearing that Samurai armor that he uses as a profile picture. He just doesn’t know it yet.

Sometimes I know it’s a joke or sarcasm but I pretend to take it seriously because it don’t know how to react to it otherwise.

The wolves won at “who really likes to talk”

Well, well, well… I guess we’ll never know. It might as well be anything. It’s a well guarded secret.

Well.

Is that an Indian mech in the middle?

Ah thanks, I didn’t know about that rule