I play Mario Kart with my nephews over Christmas. I have to work really hard to not roflstomp them and even then I’ll still accidentally win from time to time because they keep running into banana peels in battle mode.

“Wait, it’s all Ukraine?”

“Always has been.”

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

A brand of antacids

Either that or he’s starting to grow horse hair

The tiled floor, small room and height at which the picture was taken suggests that whoever took the pic was sitting on the toilet.

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Some poor schmuck doing unpaid overtime in the desperate hope that one day he will be rewarded for his hard work. Instead he will be given a 25 years of service pin and will be laid off the week after.

People keep blaming the burger and completely ignore the big gulp soda consisting mostly of high fructose corn syrup that people usually have with it.

When you make a schnitzel out of a fully flattened roadkill boar

“We forced our producers to modify the show to shoehorn in all the themes and boxes to check that our investor committee and market studies had identified! How come it gets received so poorly?”

Simulated Intelligence

She said they were also awkwardly hanging somewhere else close to that spot for a bit before that as well, then moved there to sit without ordering anything.

It looks like they were caught doing surveillance. If you just pass by them you wouldn’t notice anything wrong. But if the lady observed them for long enough what she saw was three people in law enforcement-looking attire, awkwardly hanging together in one spot doing nothing other than looking around the and taking notes or communicating with someone, periodically moving together to another spot close by for no apparent reason to do the same. It becomes very obvious if you can observe then for a bit.

That can’t be a coincidence. The inspiration has got to be Asterix and Obelix

Soju.

It is a little bit like vodka. It is served ice cold, tastes like mildly sweet water and comes in a beer-style bottle so people who don’t know what it is drink way too much of it too fast and then get hit like a hammer. The bottles are meant to be poured into shot glasses and shared. It has 20-25% alcohol content and some drinks are sold premixed with a juice flavor like the example in the picture.

It is extremely cheap too in South Korea. You can buy a 20 pack case for less than $1/bottle there. You can get alcohol poisoning for less than $10.

Trolling the British level: expert

This is what the majority of people trying to see your image get when you use imgur to upload something on lemmy:

{“data”:{“error”:“Imgur is temporarily over capacity. Please try again later.”},“success”:false,“status”:403}

For crying out loud stop using imgur.

What else do you expect?

From childhood everyone gets drilled in their skull that whenever a situation arises they need to call an adult or the authorities and to never handle it themselves.

“God says: …” Is the OG “Source: Trust me bro”

Brown shirts.

Preventive John Wick