Decoy321

Op, this is the most delightful post I’ve seen here in a while. Thank you for sharing this.

Ughhhh this is terrible. Thank you.

Well that’s pretty fuckin metal

What the hell even is an evisceration plague? How do the bacteria somehow remove ones internal organs?

If anyone is missing the joke, this is probably a reference to Altered Beast, a damn fun beat-em-up from 1988.

Ah, this brings back memories. I spent hours doing that to Mario’s face.

Their name is Inigo Moontoya.

I dunno, man. Could be uglier.

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Thanks!

Anyone got context?

Hey, you posted an article about me!!

Some brands are pre-cut. Their machinery has a little variance in that cutting process.

Don’t know if that’s the case with OP, they could still have absolute shit aim.

I can hear the theme music.

We’re talking about the cartoon princess for a kingdom of mushroom people. Things can work differently there.

I dunno, man. Alcohol can have locomotive properties. If I drink enough, I magically wake up in whole new places.

Don’t give Bethesda any ideas.

naaaah

I mean, they still spent all that money to just be a language major for a teaching job on another continent.

I’d say it’s already a huge stretch. But considering that we’re talking about a meme (one that’s really generous to CoD games), I figured they were already being tongue in cheek.

Plus, it ain’t like Berserk is the only medieval dark fantasy out there.

That reminds me, Castlevania also came out in ‘86. Berserk’s manga in’ 89.

Berserk is a rip off of Castlevania!