He could just smite us, if he wanted to. I think he’s just had enough of our shit

This looks very dry. I guess you could wash it down with a few mojitos.

I like to play as a girl because i like to look at girls. I don’t think that makes me trans.

You can only win if you give up your personal data.

Nooooo, he achieved it all with hard work! He even slept in the office a couple of times!

In this case it’s definitely both.

Obviously all the prayers by the good Christians have protected him.

Of course, of course. Nothing to do with corruption and incompetence of an authoritarian regime.

YSK that 20% of the population left under Chavez and Maduro. But those were of course all filthy counter-revolutionaries who just weren’t ready for the socialist paradise they built.

In Stalinist Russia any other answer would send you to the gulag.

… it’s a haven for child predators,

I’m just waiting for Elon Musk to buy them.

Rei didn’t have a mom.

My parents never had my best interest in mind. All they cared about was letting up appearances to the outside world.

Eat it while it’s still warm!

Damn! I’ve never had Instagram and i haven’t opened Facebook in five years. So why aren’t I happy?

I’d assume that’s mainly salt? Gonna do wonders for your blood pressure.

Goshdarn bleeding heart libruls!

Preposterous! Won’t anybody think of the economy!

No, no, it’s all part of the radical left agenda to make us all transsexual!

And Star Trek! Don’t even get me started! So woke now!