You didn’t happen to see Anthony kiedis under any of those bridges?

Dr’s across the Midwest hate this one hack

I so badly want to be medicated again. However I’ll require yet another diagnosis even though I have 3 throughout the years. Problem is, it’s too difficult for me to get all my ducks in a triangle to get the process moving

Anyways I hear meth works pretty much the same plus it’s easier to get so yeah imma check that out

Women are my favorite guy

One of my favorite parts of tripping is stuff melting

Be the reason the ac can’t keep up.

• my coworkers, whom are incapable of closing doors

Even as a young child I was very disappointed seeing it in person. Very underwhelming. The only cool part I thought was looking through the binocular things and spying on other tourists. I was an odd kid whatever

Sounds like she got nueterd, or is it spayed? Fuck man idk ballz gone?

Sieg wait no

It’s where you give your pup a raw hot dog as a treat cause hims a good boy

I just took a pay cut to move to 27/ hr and they revoked over time. It’ll be a straight miracle if i don’t lose my vehicle to the bank. Ah the American dream, alive and well.

But hey, did you hear the economy is doing great?? Apparently I’m just lazy 🤷

They aren’t. Your coworkers are making more. Talk about pay with coworkers as you may be getting screwed

New Mexico Mexicans

Ever seen “the descent”? group of women friends go spelunking in a Virginia cave system and get absolutely destroyed by blind cave people that move around by echo location

No thanks

When I’m looking for some obscure horror movie and can’t find it, tubi usually pulls through. I enjoy it as well!

I hate ads and refuse to watch them. Now that prime has ads it’ll show commercials and ads based on my search history. Was watching tv on freevee (Amazon owned) last night and it started showing me commercials for an air compressor supply company, all because ive been look to buy a new manifold for mine. A very niche ad that I doubt many people are shown. It just gave me big ick and I turned the TV off. Furthermore I never searched for compressor parts on Amazon, only Google so yeah wtf

Audio butt plugs. Neat. Or maybe since so skinny they are intended to be Audio pee hole plugs idk I’m not a doctor

Meme? Lol they legit teach this to kids in school. That my home MIMAL, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana.

I would have totally failed that 3rd grade geography test had it not been for that lil fucker

I only want one if I can use it as a weapon