It’s not a joke. But it’s not sincere either.

It’s a criticism.

Because yes. People DO want brand tie-ins. Literally look at Fortnite. It peaks in popularity during brand tie-ins.

Just get her into something repetitive but productive. Like knitting or cross stitch. Same motion, over and over. But something comes out of it.

Or speedrunning. Get them twitch bux. Infinite hole to consume someone’s mind rather than body

Ah yes, Animal Crossing Mom.png

Sure, up, whatever.

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Given it was posted to an Indonesian Cross Stitching website, I would say they want to be Speed Racer.

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And so will be tomorrow’s.

It’s the way the mom letters are delivered through the in-game mail. The game isn’t incidental to the story like in here - the very mechanics of how the game works are inherently important to the method of the delivery of the message.

We can see through the veil on this one because Zelda here could easily be anything. Could be a movie. Could be a board game. Could be a bike. But you could not replace animal crossing, and if you did, it could not work as well with the same characters (message in a MMO? Why is your Mom playing a MMO???)

Mom story had the better worldbuilding.

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Eh? This is not the thing driving people away. The price and lack of varied library is.

In fact, if people were more aware of this, I think it’d be slightly more popular.

They’re… in their homes.

Oh no.

If you don’t masturbate, you become reimu?

I think many people figured out the Missingno shoreline kept some form of “last encounter table” in it, so I wouldn’t be surprised some people may have tried to go there right after Mewtwo to chance themselves at more.

Unfortunately we do have that info nowadays, and we know that doesn’t work.

If I say this outside of shitpost subs, I get attacked.