Courtney (she/her/they)

I don’t just kiss girls, I…

First I found a bisexual girlfriend

Then I became the bisexual girlfriend.

Checkmate, capitalists.

Call me Zod because I WILL FIND HIM

Not in my experience. I’ve pieced some things together, but unless I directly asked or it was relevant like medical history, my parents don’t really talk about their childhoods.

I’m imagining a pirate queen busting into my kitchen and barking out “Go cook for me women!” and when I walk out to see what the fuss is about there’s just dozens of pirates milling about, mostly in feminine attire regardless of physical appearance.

I’m down to cook for a pirate queen and her salty doggos.

Now everyone write down your orders, I’ll do what I can! (I suggest fettuccine Alfredo, my sauce is homemade and the chicken is optional, everything else is vegetarian but not vegan although I’m down to learn vegan recipes for regulars)

😳 Okay now I need someone to pat me on the head and tell me I’m a good girl while I’m wearing my favorite skirt and top.

Preferably right after I’ve helped them in some way, but I’m not picky about many things.

Aw thanks 😊

I try to be both!

Nobody has called me a good girl since a friend of mine was trying to be funny at a party in 10th grade and honestly I’m still riding that high.

It was like 15 years ago… 🥺

Hey now, that costs extra!

I have never had relations with a pumpkin!

I may or may not be taking notes on what to do for Halloween this year with my spouse, though… Body paint here I come…