Not my type of humor. But cheers, to those who like it.

well, time for me to unsubscribe from this community…

• Strong locks on doors and windows.
• Reinforce doors and windows with bars or metal.
• Create hidden entrances or passages.
• Use guard dogs to deter intruders.
• Keep heavy furniture near entrances as barricades.
• Set up alarms or noise-making devices.
• Assign a guard or sentry to watch over the room.
• Use traps like tripwires or pitfalls.
• Conceal valuable items or use secret compartments.
• Explore spells or enchantments for added security.

I don’t drink or have much experience on this subject but I just wanted to say hell yeah and awesome job. If that’s the route you want to go, be proud of taking that first step. Hopefully you find a new community outside of reddit that offers similar resources. Cheers!