Erasmus

Not wearing a harness??? Write this man up!!!

Doctor Who 😂

7. Tweaking (Emma only) 😂

Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?

Sir, this is the plot to The Shining.

I did the same. Was totally confused about the Geode.

The bong I got though.

Felt this way with Skyrim when it was released, then BOTW, then Horizon: Forbidden West, then Elden Ring….

Like a dog in a park that sees a squirrel 😂

Alright now Satan.

Sorry, I like my water with 100% Extra Fart

One of two explanations:

It’s where they keep Gozer trapped and the camera is for security reasons. Probably got a proton pack aimed at it out of sight.

Samara from The Ring is down there and the camera is hooked to a monitor so people can view and have fun times in 7 days.

I live in an HOA (obligatory Fuck them)

They put up numerous bat boxes on poles around the common wooded area and a large retention pond right about the time Covid started.

Main reason is it’s free insect killers. We have tons of pests anyway being so close to a wooded area and a lake + the retention pond we have and the added bats help to clear some of them out.

As for the noise, no you really don’t hear them here. All the frogs are the loudest things heard of a night.

“See these guys hanging? This is what happens to whistleblowers. Any questions?”

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”*

And the father says, “The Aristocrats!”*

Missionary + lean forward and eat ass.

Its truly a win win for some of us filthy heathens.