Might I point out the reason why people might react so offended by it? You have your opinions. And that is fine. Nobody can tell you your opinions are invalid. But if you look back to your message, your opinions are stated as hard facts:
They’re often very loud
they demand your attention constantly
they’re always in your space
Dogs are just exhausting.
I understand what you mean with this. But it kind of reads similar to someone saying something like “All Americans are dumb”. And then when everyone gets offended by it they be like “It’s just my opinion, why is everyone angry at me?”. And of course people get angry, You get all the responses from people who have an American friend, and THAT person isn’t dumb! So of course your facts are invalid!
Anyway. Not a dig at you in any way. Thought I’d just let you know how it reads.
I know that feeling lol.
I have a love/hate relationship with my Google speaker. Some examples that have happened:
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