I’m surprised it’s Iceland that’s used the alphabet salad word and not the Welsh.

They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but experimental Aztec archeology has demonstrated that it’s past the stomach and up under the ribcage. With a sharp knife and practice they got it down to under 10 seconds.

Cast Animate Object on the wheelchair and make it spin in place as fast as possible for the entire spell duration. Weeeee!

That’s okay, it happens to lots of guys.

They may have left out a thing or two.

Arguable. It’s more Pacific-central instead of the usual Atlantic-central.

Your money or your life!

Life please. Make sure and line it up properly though, I don’t want to end up a vegetable.

I’ve never seen a sinocentric modern map before. Weird that they decided to go with portrait mode.

Maybe they should be.

I don’t like sand.

Future Boston

Honestly if he’d seen this before the end, maybe he would have done the smart thing and exterminated humanity.

All microwaves can defrost. In 30ish years I have yet to see one make pizza crust crispy.

They’re savages, but they probably also think NY Pizza is good.

There is so much to unpack there and I am not qualified.

It’s a mystery.

Nothing can save her from having an emoji whore mother though.

Ritual scarification and trophy scars might also be at risk. Piercings definitely will need redoing.

More of a white Christian nutcase thing than a capitalist thing specifically.

Remember that a lot of religious people believe that without written rules of what is right or wrong that we’d all turn into literal murder hobos.