Yea, been doing this for the last 20 years, we must be close

Did this literally with a bag of caltrops and Animate Objects, I got the biggest look of disgust from my DM, it still brings me joy to this day

Seriously, can we skip this episode of black mirror.

Everyones got a mouth

Meowdy good sir!

The rich seem to love buying up as much land as possible, so I propose throwing them into volcanos.

Tequila!

This just exploded my anxiety, thanks!

Same as it ever was.

And none body else!

No, you make money for the shareholders, who needs to eat when the ceo has another vacation home.

Mother I think they dropped the bomb.

I use to be young and poor, and after years of hard work I’m no longer young.

My after work naps.

Forgetting to take it out and exploding the toilet when you go to sit.

Back in your cage!

Letting people change their pronouns is really scary, almost as scary as having unfettered access to guns.

Why can’t it be both?

You can’t die yet, you have a $17,327 bill and counting.

The Good Book