Spitroasted between two queens!!

Would.

Wonderule!

Not to be confused with wanderules.

In jail.

Also everyone who approved it.

Unless no such laws exist in the lawless country this is from.

Present her with a nice frog you just found.

Women love frogs!

Miss Piggy has entered the chat.

It’s cloaked, you can’t tell, not yet.

Op measures his width.

How dare you post an image of this tbh average looking fella without also showcasing his absolutely amazingly dumptrucky booty, ass cheeks so caked up you should ask the gods for forgiveness for keeping it hidden:

They say you don’t ever hear the fluttering of his gentle wings, but his dummy thicc clappening is deafening.

That’s why I try to not make my mother a failure.

Of which a lot fall under the penis lust too.

Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.

Wrath: that’s just pp bdsm.

That’s just metalhead bros.

Greed: penis hoarder.

I would ask why are there defibrillator marks on my dick, and an otoscope in my urethra.

(Bcs I just woke up and have forgotten that is exactly what I asked for.)

Oh yeah, similarly, I don’t think I’m dyslexic, but sometimes I’m completely blind to distinguishing between two different characters (usually vowels).
Like, I 100% know how the word is spelled but my mental spell check just fails even after someone points out which specific letter is amiss.

Lol, but those two never bothered me, I can ‘just automatically tell’ which to use (even if both can be verbs & nouns). Also stuff like which witch to use, it just never settled in the same association pool in my brain I guess :).

Now, left vs right also gave me a lot of issues until I just forced myself to invest however much time of active learning it needed to get etched into my skull (in my late 20s or early 30s).

Colours (in all languages) also aren’t the easiest for me.

Oh, I def meant that!
It’s just what my keebler autocorrected to & I assumed that was the more usual/used of the two words (and was too lazy to look it up since I knew it could mean the same).

My brainhole mixes the two a lot bcs I don’t know how to English (I’m bad at all languages tbf), maybe now that I had a convo about it will be better.

I started mixing the two after Dork Souls, where it’s a starter class you can pick:

Oh, like of morals, the rejected one from society. I thought it was old English.

deprived(adj.)

1550s, “dispossessed,” past-participle adjective from deprive. As a euphemism for the condition of children who lack a stable home life, by 1945.

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deprive(v.)

mid-14c., depriven, “to take away; to divest, strip, bereave; divest of office,” from Old French depriver, from Medieval Latin deprivare, from de- “entirely” (see de-) + Latin privare “to deprive, rob, strip” of anything; “to deliver from” anything (see private (adj.) ). From late 14c. as “hinder from possessing.” Replaced Old English bedælan. Related: Deprived; depriving.