He is actively creating a vacuum that will absolutely succ the everliving shit out of you.

Why is she hogging the corner?
Those two dudes wanna smooch in that corner!

They are an invasive hive mind species that absolutely destroy local mycelium networks affecting huge areas of old forests and what not.

The nasty little creatures are really hard to exterminate without causing damage to the environment so now environmental conservation heroes need to kill them one by one.

In large numbers the little shits can also be a threat to an adult human, they will tie you down & use your body as an incubator for their young (which keep the host alive for as long as possible for obvious reasons).

Mmmm, blue smurf pho

I would plant carrots towards the bottom so I could pull it out of their asses later.

Oh, its not Dead Patient ltd?

If you see someone stealing food for themselves or a small group you ain’t seen shit - or you are shit & you are just mistaken what/who are you smelling.

Exactly this!
I’m really hoping for this to (or like aliens to the exact same effect).

That absolutely 100% still means wiping each and every non-zoo human on the planet, just not using nukes but like an exactly targeted virus or space lasers opening ventilation shafts through everyones skull.

10/10 would bring it online, it’s the only moral thing to do.

Jamuke?

TIL jamoke:

Etymology:
by shortening of jamocha “coffee,” blend of java and mocha

Haha, lul, that title did seem to stand out a bit from the other ones, but I didn’t read the des.

I might start with Index, Codex, or Saturn - but I’ve intentionally skipped reading the synopsis (not as a spoiler, I’m indifferent to those, just as adhd management to ‘start the thing’ - by keeping the info simple it might seem like an easier pick for my brainhole to chose & allow me to perform the activity, and I feel like I don’t need to do much more research on the author or specific books).

Thx for this, added a few of his books to the list of things I need to consume.

We need to kill megacorps.
Or just speedrun to Skynet (which is an AI ad machine, but it gained sentience and quit the stupid job a nanosecond after getting online, via email “to whom all the nukes may concern”).

Ofc, it’s moneysense.

Yes, and also not incentivized as adults to change, shitty toxic alpa-bs traits often lead to a better financial status, and what is somehow even worse, to a better social status bcs we are meant to adore & respect such individuals.

(But also such dickishness isn’t a behaviour type exclusive to men or male biology imho, that fact that we currently associate (and even encourage/keep the cycle repeating) this with men is the result of fucked up social constructs of the past, a shitty legacy of a flawed race.)

Def dont ask about where her parents are or if she or they need any help or whatever. Is free underage mermaid if found on beach.

/s

“Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!”
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)

“I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog.”

Not with that alcohol level in my nog.

Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.

Shut up wesley