Excellent, thanks for the comprehensive answer!

Is there an app or site used to create these?

Except I am also severely frustrated by how crappy they are, with 50% of my checkouts requiring pressing the bloody assistance button.

What’s Pico?

I was born in 1970 and have steadily grown more and more toward the left. Mainly that’s because the right has gone completely insane.

Lemurs

I kinda want Lemurs.

Bread: you are right. It’s universally terrible. In larger cities there are European bakeries that are better.

Bland food: Yep. It’s a mix of the worst of American northwestern food with bland British food. It’s getting better though, especially in BC.

No comment on health care.

Toilet paper is this way in Canada due to so many people living with septic tanks or lagoons, I believe.

There’ll be AI art for that.

We have a family tradition of watching giant monster (Godzilla, etc.) movies on New Years Eve.

Have you told him it’s mine?

Keep him away from anything to do with teenage girls, for one thing.

(He was a mod on /r/jailbait, in case you don’t get the reference)