This motherfucker is 100% getting murdered by a baboon with a nail gun.
FartsWithAnAccent
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
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Hmm…
[excited freemen noises]
“May your blade chip and shatter.”
I think it’s a reference to a lucky cigarette
Not even ferrous, smh my head.
They sound like Ferengi lmao
“hUmOn FeEeMaLe!”
I’ve dated over and under 30 and IMO, after 30 dating gets better. Don’t lose hope!
SIMBAAAA!
They’re fucking your head, right in your ear holes probably.
Filed under false advertising, wtf?
Apologies, I am but a mere subgenius and did not know any better.
Well well well, looks like we got one of them Church of Last Tuesday folks here…
Is the head of an elf twink some sort of casting reagent? Do they get used up with each cast?
RIP you absolute badass
Maybe, either way I’d watch the documentary about it later.