FerretyFever0

Above average.

Can I be a turtle? I kinda fw turtles.

Just start going around and unplugging everyone’s life support lmao

Das ma chiken pa pi

I mean, just cause they’ve had kids doesn’t mean there can’t be more. Also good to help the existing kids (hopefully).

You’re right, it’s Elmer’s purple sparkle liquid glue!

See, I get what you’re getting at, but I’m not actually wanting a single thing in that picture. I don’t even wear pajamas. I’m a fraud. /hj

Yup, friends. Because that’s what they are.

I’m an aromantic guy, I really just said this to be relatable, I would like to apologize to the femcel community for appropriating your culture, ukelele song comimg soon

Doesn’t everyone?

This is not gay. Obviously not, they’re just friends. Obviously just good friends, roommates, bed buddies.

They are separate from both other animals and us.

Nah, I think this might be better.

Not yet.

I can’t, it’s against the code.

Transgengarism. Don’t question me.

It’d be like Drake vs. Diddy. Also, why hasn’t Drake gotten any charges yet?