Kibty

99% of doomscrollers stop scrolling right before seeing the perfect post

Mimi isn’t even looking at the phone, she’s staring directly through the 4th wall

Yea, the collar has my girlfriend’s name on it, not yours. Know your place

Hard to argue with that, lay it on me!

Now draw their kid trying to keep up in a fast-paced work environment

Literally 1984

I’d count it!

Everyone wants the emo loner twink

Omg did Jif really say that??

Oh no, am I an anime close-up?

Its called sillymaxing, not being crazy

It really makes me.

I used to do that, but i hated sounding jingly as i walked through a quiet space, so i started tucking them into my pocket and it works really well

Yes but it also has 3× the caffeine compared to an American large. They’re just efficient

Yea i installed arch on it

Now draw her and the clown and their kid living as a happy family

Cake doesnt have a lot of important vitamins

Thats why you need to eat a lot of it

If you’re experiencing the male loneliness epidemic, simply become a girl! Can’t be a lonely guy if you’re a girl!