Not vandalism if it’s a verified fact

His greed sickens me

Super cute! Now draw her stealing a cow

Sadam hussein’s hiding place or something

I tried to think once, but it made my head hurt so I haven’t done it since

Your honor, I may have killed this man, but I swear it was for the bit, and it was really funny (you had to be there)

Absurdly sleepy

ZZZzzzzzzz…

Now draw her and the girls all wearing that big purple shirt together

Cute bird! Sometimes she squeaks but it’s because she’s bilingual

Simply squish that cat crab

Won’t somebody think of the nem?

(Seriously what’s a nem?)

Fish want me

Women fear me

Boys lust for me

The government is looking for me

Tapeworms live in me

nudges the minecart

Me whenever I’m expected to read more than 2 sentences

If I wasn’t supposed to eat it then why does it tingle when I lick it?

Checkmate power company

They’re probably just lying to be nice