Now draw her and the girls all wearing that big purple shirt together

Cute bird! Sometimes she squeaks but it’s because she’s bilingual

Simply squish that cat crab

Won’t somebody think of the nem?

(Seriously what’s a nem?)

Fish want me

Women fear me

Boys lust for me

The government is looking for me

Tapeworms live in me

nudges the minecart

Me whenever I’m expected to read more than 2 sentences

If I wasn’t supposed to eat it then why does it tingle when I lick it?

Checkmate power company

They’re probably just lying to be nice

The trick is giving you complements that sound like insults

“Hey dumbass, you’re so fucking cute and it shows!” Or something like that

My Christmas dinner

Go ahead, it’s all yours. I dont want it

How do they decide? Do they get 3 tops to act as judges or something? Do they take turns or is it all at once? Private or publicized? Can I see it?

…oh this is for League of Legends, isn’t it?

Finally a reasonable filesize