Got em!

I need food that mirrors my emotional state.

Settle down, McLovin.

Quake, like the game from the 90’s?

What’s the idea behind making your band name illegible?

Life is like a corn dog.

Bread makes everything better.

My neighbor had one of those. A Pacer, not a thicc ass.

I think they envision getting catfished into looking at a penis.

I think he blew the cartridge too hard😉

Yes, I see.

My thoughts on this are that if this were really what is implied, I don’t think it would look like this, unless this is under a black light. I could be wrong, could someone confirm?

They are easily tricked into eating sharp metal hooks. I mean, how stupid is that?

I don’t, but I spend for the gigabit plan.

Providing real time telemetry on each piece of laundry?

Oh, I didn’t even think about cream cheese.

Do those things actually have any crab in them?

Great, now I want some (sph)elotes.

If it’s too long, it’s bad for shitting.

Obviously a real cool dude.

Relatable.