Time to get the Cornballer out of the attic.

I believe you’ve invented an air boat.
See the following reference material: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074564/

https://www.usps.com/manage/informed-delivery.htm

USPS has a fantastic service available to those that wish to use it. Free of charge, they’ll send you pictures of each piece of mail being delivered and the day to expect it on. You can tag mail as undelivered right through the site.

Is it still healthy when you cook the vegetables in bacon fat, cover them in cheese, deep fry them, then cover them in cheese and bacon again?

Now that I’ve read the article… Um… There is a great lack of source data which leads me to believe they’ve basically added up how many kilos of vegetables a country produces/imports and divided by estimate populous. In other words, with no evidence to the contrary, they’re including vegetables used in manufacturing/production of non food goods. Think of all the corn “consumed” by making biodiesel.

Sure they take the time to include a broken link where they define vegetable, but they need to also define consume. (See the biodiesel example)

My experience went the other way. Growing up in a smoking household I thought dust was sticky and stuck to things. Being an adult in a non-smoking household the dust now only happens on the top of objects…

Just because the wedding is on Halloween doesn’t mean you get to dress up like Joh-ker.

100% of all child abuse cases could be stopped if we just sterilized the population! The problem would be fixed in 15-20 years easy.

Rogue Black Hole says “hold by beer”