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Cake day: June 7th, 2023

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  • I almost met Natalie Portman who’s good in Garden State. “hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and droughts unleashed a wave of destruction upon our planet. We didn’t just lose towns or beachfronts. We lost entire cities. The East River swallowed Lower Manhattan. A heat wave in Madrid killed two million people in just one day. But in that moment, facing our own extinction, it became clear that no single nation could solve this problem alone. The world came together as one, and we fought back. Scientists from 17 countries, lead by the U.S. and China, worked tirelessly. Not as representative of their nations, but of humanity. They found a way to neutralize storms with a net of thousands of satellites each deploying countermeasures designed to impact the basic elements of weather, heat, pressure and water, all overseen by the International Space Station.”




  • I asked out a liquor drinking actress at a college party. When I refused to date her friend, she tricked me into seeing campus psychiatrist. They quickly misdiagnosed scoliosis pain, moderate depression, and boredom of not being allowed to major in computers as bipolar mania.

    20 years later despite being happy (never attempted suicide, never hallucinated, not violent) and having more success in career/charity still being harassed by antipsychotic with no trial. Face spasms, 175 pounds fatter, and intoxication so bad I can’t remote control Kodi TV app or lay down.