Cornbread

Really? Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “Potato Jeremys”

This is a real book. Quan Millz writes tons of books just like this, he’s big on Tiktok.

for additional context, Pearl had a crush on Steven’s mom, the curly-haired woman in her dream, and has trouble letting go of the fact that Steven’s mom chose the dad over her.

Its a caricature of the episode where Steven watches Pearl dream. Steven has nightmares of Lapis and Pearl has nightmares of Steven’s dad. This appears to be a gruesome reimagining of the episode.

nooo brisket!!! thats not safe!!!1!1!!!