The Snark Urge

You overestimate my discernment.

The dream

Entirely wrong. Denormalize being a heartless cog. I want to be ostracized for knowing how to use QuickBooks.

The engagement farmer, his eyes unsmiling

That is exceedingly good. Hope they’re all doing well and being given a hero’s welcome next day at the office.

Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.

Imagine if you lost your balance and it tore your fartbox asunder

This has been my exit strategy. With no algorithm, I lose interest naturally and instead focus on…

Well the important thing is that I’m not giving YouTube ad revenue.

Time to learn moisture farming

Men will overthrow the government rather than go to therapy

Incredibly on point. A bit bone chilling actually

Remain straight on QC challenge (nightmare mode)

Legit the hottest way I’ve ever heard anal described, wtf

My ability to say snarky things about this is dwarfed by its inherent madness

Inordinately proud that my homebrew solution for playing as a skeleton takes all this into account.

See in dark (cool) but brek EZ (bad)

He’s such a perfect send up of racists. He embodies their highest ideals and he’s still nothing more than a shabby pawn.

Rose out of bed and floated straight to this meme like a cartoon animal that smelled pie

Why wasn’t I invited?

Man, you emigrated.

Yes?

Steady on there, Genghis.