Brave Little Hitachi Wand

You know what?

Un-lovers your dong

This is all I need to comfort me that Lemmy isn’t as big as Reddit.

This is Spider Jerusalem slander and I am deeply sad at how accurate it is

Iconic tbfh

For the jokes.

That’s my firm stance… 🫣

Thank Eris this isn’t how I find out they’re an item, there isn’t enough booze in the house

Mayor has a relationship??

The rare PCM that can put me in the bottom right corner…of libleft.

The one and only.

Ganbatte

In each of us there is a deep yearning for a more perfect self that might never be achieved. It drives us, so hold onto your dreams; Contentedness never changed the world for the better.

🫢 holy shit

You can always be the one drinking black coffee and nobody will admit that they are mildly in awe of you

We’re giggling gnats on the dusty outskirts of a burning smudge, but also, divine beings of pure chaos at the infinite centre of creation. Everything we do is freighted with every possible meaning.

In other news, I’ve gained the ability to sound like I’m on mushrooms. Just finished breakfast and sober as a cat. Happy Wednesday y’all.

I’m happy so far, my only cause for complaint is that they advertise at all - not necessarily a reasonable complaint perhaps.

Oh hell. I literally left Nord for Mull and was thinking of that specific example when I made this joke

Nothing feels worse than seeing ads for shit you’ve already got, too. That’s when you know you’ve fucked up

You’re gonna want to watch Dracula Flow. Several minutes of disjointed inhuman rambling that is frankly unforgettable.

Excellent example.

No, the only thing that makes anything cool is being different confidently; Popularity is coolness’ diagonal opposite.

Unsupported by the logic at play. Just because some women like it doesn’t make it cool