GreenPlasticSushiGrass

Maybe I just won’t look back. Better than a heart attack.

So do I stay in bed or watch the walls instead? I’m so confused!

In the fine print: “Smoked salmon in rye bread. Does not contain cock.”
That’s still a hard pass from me. If you have to assure me that there’s no cock in it without being asked, I don’t want it.

I know a lot of vegetarians aren’t fans of fake meat, but a package of Impossible Burger and a can of Manwich sauce makes a convincing sloppy joe. I prefer Quorn grounds for taco filling. However, like you, I haven’t had the real thing in years, so I don’t have much basis for comparison.

I was eating vegetarian for about 10 years before I tried an impossible burger at Arooga’s. I was underwhelmed, as well. It was just a “meh” burger. I think BK does it better. It’s not gourmet fare, but it approximates the fast food experience I remember from my meat-eating years, and sometimes I need to revisit it.

Life isn’t like the movies. Sometimes the genies you meet are just dicks.

NGL Impossible Whoppers are delicious and I didn’t exhibit any catgirl symptoms for at least two years.

What flavor goes with a popular uprising to usurp the means of production from the petroleum industry and transition to green, sustainable energy? I dunno. Moose tracks, maybe?

Roll a d20 to determine if you’re friend or food…

Because atmospheric pressure exerts itself in all directions, the bread will be held against the bowl of hot soup, preventing it from spilling into your lap. Try it! /shittybillnye

More fun facts! The yellow banana we buy today is the Cavendish Banana, which is similar to, but not the same as the Gros Michel banana that was popular years ago (which was decimated by a blight). This is why banana candy doesn’t taste like the bananas we eat today. This is also where the trope of slipping on a banana peel came from, since Gros Michel peels are much slipperier than Cavendish peels.

https://www.epicurious.com/ingredients/history-of-the-gros-michel-banana

Meta is not a brand new, fresh-faced corporation that maybe needs a chance to prove it’s good intentions in the fediverse. It is an established entity that has a history of killing competition and often being on the wrong side of social issues. It should be rejected from federation outright because of its track record, if nothing else.

I feel like I’m just about done since Reddit is pretty much irredeemable to me at this point. However, I think we’ve got at least another month of it to go before everybody’s done.

I deleted all of the posts and comments on my 10 year-old account. After seeing what established Reddit accounts are going for on eBay, I’m considering selling.

I agree, but those who are left are either looking for easily digestible memes or content created by others. Without an engaged community, Reddit has to be afraid of the next shiny thing that comes along, and I think that TikTok has shown us that they don’t even care if that next shiny thing is spying on them.