I was one of those idiots. I sort of inherited the behavior from my parents.

When my employer bought some sparkling water machines, it dawned on me that I should do the same.

In Germany tap water is considered “one of the most strictly controlled food products”

Why not both? I grew up in a household with a Great Dane and a Devon Rex. It was a amusing couple.

Dürfen nur durch, wenn die Frikandel mitbringen.

Far West of Germany. Protecting OP from the Dutch ;)

“Dancing Babies” & “Flying Toaster” GIFs everywhere!