so my doubles tennis partner and i, back then two straight teenage boys, were terrible at tennis. we decided our strategy then was to get into the other team’s heads. we called each other muffin and princess (i forget who was who. i think I was muffin? it’s been so long i’ll have to ask princess. or muffin. fuck.) and we’d make sound effects every time anyone hit the ball. honestly we had so much fun fucking around when we finally won a game (it took us a few years) we were shocked.

as a person whose therapy you’re threatening to undo women’s public restrooms DO NOT EXIST

citation accepted, however the dissertation committee does not award you the status of full doctor

the rake gag was also funny because kelsey grammar was only paid for the first meep, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. cheap studio bastards.

if you can’t remember the reference, then it seems to be your words, doesn’t it?

Excuse me bald is beautiful. Male, female or anywhere in between or perpendicular, you got a damn fine chance of looking damn fine bald.

they really wanted a sideshow bob rake gag and couldn’t get one to land, could they

i’ve been having them play on repeat one after the other since i woke up and yep already done

i was promised a pony and a toothbrush

how do you stare when you got no nose

dwemer seem cool

yeah, my recollection is (simplified and excluding nonbinary) Scouts USA = boys and girls allowed, historically only boys. popcorn. around here, better facilities overall. Girls Scouts = no boys, historically only girls. cookies. around here, better program overall. as in all local organizations, whether you have a good troop/club/whatever depends on the local individuals more than the governing organization.

i dunno. those girl scouts know knots too.

uh, what kind of trike?

oh see, i’m a no on my sauce. i gotta sop it up with my garlic bread

oh those are just the Lurex duoseptuaplets ignore them

RUN SYNTAX

wait what. fuck yes. i have easy access to all of these. original birth certs back four generations. what’s this law