Hippy Trumpmass and Murray New Year!

they broke up

dude in red was trying to kick the ball away from his goal, but the spin on the ball caused it to go the wrong way and into his own goal. it’s called a self goal. i have been in the position of the dude in white once in eight years of playing rec soccer, and it left our team on a high enough note all of us retired that year.

what a cissy

what did the grape have?

So you can use potable water to clean you butt, but people think it’s icky so they walk around with unwashed asses? And then you lick these asses for sexual pleasure? And there are these thin bricks in your pockets you can use to watch?

oh sorry, you misdialed franklin again.

now i’m worried what betty white did to piss off Kyamites

Yeah. I like to think I’m special that I’ve got two fbi guys, but let’s be honest I’m probably just aware of two, we’ve all got at least a team (of LLMs, hereafter LLaMas because those dipshits can’t name anything for beancornen

right? you’d have thought i’d have learned my lesson the first time, but then i pissed off the son of a senator connected to a priest and got a second fbi guy. we should really go to lunch sometime and compare notes on each other.

calm down, you’re going to give yourself skin failure

ooo, according to my religion cheese does not count

Must always be careful not to get too full of anything especially oneself or this shit happen

I got one by losing internal organs and in the process somehow pissing off a priest who was connected to a senator and decided to take a little petty vengeance.

I cast knock, level nine, radius yes

Hucking

I mean I’ve done similar, gone to bed Friday but woken up Monday instead of Saturday. I needed some new organs.

is that prescription dancing?

no its about femboys. read history

i don’t remember. something about powering up by digging holes. maybe he had to jump to the moon?