those are my backyard neighbors they knew what they were getting into

i dunno. if they lack any effective window coverings i’d say it’s less of an accident, which is i guess what you’d be trying to prove.

i would think it’d be those weeks in july/august where everyone regrets their lack of air conditioning.

this is about backyard not porch. different laws

you’ve gotta keep your comparisons in the same time period when you’re talking about movie ratings/public morals.

Excuse me I don’t have dreams

Do people really use it as a guise for eugenics?

I mean, fascists will use anything that advances their agenda

I don’t think Jeffy gets punctuation

we got some thick fuzzy blankets. i don’t know where my wife found them, all the blankets here (probably the entire godsdamned state) are thin shitass blankets.

what makes it satire is he was originally talking about insomnia, which in itself was absurd

Stop harshing my buzz dude

This is satire

i couldn’t remember naruto without your prompting, which is fairly appropriate since i haven’t watched it

big three? once piece, bleach, ?

what’s your favorite flavor pie

i was in utah and there was a leader of one of their mormon congregations reminiscing about how nice it was to do at-home church and not have to come in. he talked about how nice it was lounging around with his kids with their thongs on. something ^something _something ON OUR FEET THONGS ON OUR FEET.

danny devito drops his ice cream cone with way too much ice cream given the teensy cone. “i just need a monster cone for my magnum ice cream”

that’s called having functional ears.

oh so you’re bisexual huh? name every man and every woman.