Haribo Bogtrotter

is it vandalism when it is true?

that’s a nice homage but the flavor profile’s all wrong

you did? that was a rough episode. pulled it from syndication after what cookie monster did to him on camera.

it rhymes in my dialect

that’s the thing, i’m not house trained

i have literally been taken apart and rebuilt (i stopped counting at 7 because that’s supposed to be a lucky number but more than that) times with weird lumps and shit. it’s fun.

i’m already a monstrosity i just want to have some extra nubbins for freaking out the med students when they take me apart

To use or to eat? Because I want boneless wings to use, and if I gotta pay my Trans homies gotta pay too

that was the decoy willow ptarmigan. the other one was stealing her sandwich you just know it

Cave’s closed, so he rests there.

yes.

no.

dude don’t slimelip saddam

you know what animals have courage? medium sized birds. they can get their shit absolutely rocked by larger birds. or smaller birds if they gang up. but those medium birds, the ones with talons and shit, they just sit there and yell at you. daring you to throw a rock. because once you’re distracted throwing a rock, one of their buddies is gonna steal your sandwich. the bastard. that’s courage.

i really like it! i love how functional it all is

I haven’t thought of my fighting trousers in a while

sometimes we talk all coffee about my life, sometimes we talk all coffee about theirs. that’s the nature of friends.

Sausage!

say what i’m thinking, direct transcription train of thought:duck tarantula steak oh eat steak brown flat eat ooo sound yes happy sound blue yay.