nah, i’m a math, the numbers are numbers it’s cool

i have rarely felt so seen

The people are a little odd, but very nice

you have not actually lived there, have you. The people are very odd, not nice at all, violent if you upset them slightly, and the only beautiful parts are where the people aren’t.

Yuri Gagarin did it again!

You’re going to get us all shipped off to the shogun for a bushel of rice over this

it’s also somewhat easier and faster to fly 3,000 miles than to take a train

ngl

it’s not worth watching it

i mean i love alan rickman but yeah those movies were awful

i feel like people expect(ed) way too much out of harry potter because it sold well. then jo rowling turned out to be a terf and used her billions predictably. it’s kind of like star wars, it’s just taken a life of its own. you can’t really help or harm jo rowling or george lucas anymore, except maybe make their social media intern sniffle a little bit. they simply have so much wealth their lives occur outside everyday reality anymore. the line goes up, it goes down, it has no effect on them except ego. they get to do what they want. they’re going to fund harmful causes regardless. so do what you want.

if that’s your standard i can never spend any money. she’s a billionaire and well invested.

And “The plot was bad, I don’t even remember what happened”. Bro, what do I even say to that?

The story wasn’t so bad that it failed to sell tens of millions of copies in dozens of languages.

Thanks, i can respond to that. It may have not had the best written story, but it was a story that resonated with people (even though we, on reflection, found a lot to pick apart in it) and that’s really, really hard to do. Tens of millions of copies each volume indeed.

From then on he’s a mere vessel for the reader to experience the world and the author to move the plot along.

I mean i’m exposing my writing naivete here but if we get rid of the word mere above, isn’t the primary job of the MC to be a vessel for the reader to experience the world and the author to move the plot? we kind of come back to the same idea. give a bland protag that the reader can feed their emotions and reasoning into and they connect a little more. the more they connect the better the book sells. it seems like a decent writing strategy if nothing else is working.

given that thought, maybe i should write a novel about me. i can’t think of anything blander. maybe that’s why they say everyone’s first novel is about themselves.

what about potter puppet pals. can we still watch that?

that really doesn’t add much to the conversation. you’re just

-ing. why do you disagree, Jo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhUP1rYbQ2w&t=7s

this comic, but stallone and schwarz in their prime, with the bullets deflecting offa stallone’s pecs.

wait no hold on henry cavill in wonder woman’s spot, and adam driver in superman’s spot and hold on we need to storyboard this (henry cavill and lucy lawless are my real superman and wonder woman casting tho)

still handsome as fuck

that’s fighting. you fight for the legs

my question is why does the top ten have eleven

ootl here. why?

nicely done!

I’m trying to find two that don’t use any of the same letters. I’m thinking Xoa`n of Joa~o might be good starting points. For added difficulty, accents and tildes do not count. yet. this is hard.

yahya and jens. got it

argument: yahya and jennifer are the same name. source: my ass