How can you have any pudding if ya don’t eat yer meat?!

Ecstasy.

Unless you get to name the thing.

If anyone plays Destiny, think of it as “Aiat”.

That’s new. She was here this morning.

Edit: Just found this. User had messaged her when she was going through a trying time, thinks seeing those chats again triggered something negative.

Sorry. The one above me wasn’t familiar with your game. I figured showing was more effective than telling.

@Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Sabrina or Salem?

Transitive property. If A, then B, if B, then C, therefore A=C. Congratulations on your appointment to computer toucher.

Running from the law. They ran over grandma.

I feel like 100x is way way lowballing that CEO.

Easy way to pace yourself AND keep your fingers clean.

real men wear diapers

I think I missed that one.

Brother, I’m still wondering how I got, and still have, a wife that says she loves me. I think she’s just being polite at this point.

Was it consensual both ways?

Got that Extra Fabulous eye.

Before I met her, my wife was moving and using her car in a similar manner. Got pulled over, but her front seat was so full that she couldn’t access the glove box. Cop just conceded and let her go.

For mashed potatoes, use gold or yellow potatoes. Skin is so thin that you really don’t need to peel them before mashing. I prefer to use russets for baked potatoes.

Oh my goodness! It’s that a Lopunny showering?

AI? The text on the sign looks off to me. I hate how I can’t just enjoy funny pictures anymore. Every fucking image needs to be scrutinized.