real men wear diapers

I think I missed that one.

Brother, I’m still wondering how I got, and still have, a wife that says she loves me. I think she’s just being polite at this point.

Was it consensual both ways?

Got that Extra Fabulous eye.

Before I met her, my wife was moving and using her car in a similar manner. Got pulled over, but her front seat was so full that she couldn’t access the glove box. Cop just conceded and let her go.

For mashed potatoes, use gold or yellow potatoes. Skin is so thin that you really don’t need to peel them before mashing. I prefer to use russets for baked potatoes.

Oh my goodness! It’s that a Lopunny showering?

AI? The text on the sign looks off to me. I hate how I can’t just enjoy funny pictures anymore. Every fucking image needs to be scrutinized.

Don’t forget the sycophants that have to clap after every sentence.

Fun story time! The suffix -tor is actually, historically, used for men, i.e, aviator, doctor, etc. There exists another suffix, -trix, that isn’t used much at all anymore, but for women. You may know of one of the only remaining uses of this suffix (that I know about) in the form of “dominatrix”. This has been your antiquated vocabulary lesson. Test on Friday, homework due on Thursday.

They kinda did that back in 2016 as a way to show the proper methods to home screening for breast cancer (link is mildly NSFW).

I grew up listening to country. Now, in my 30s, a lot of the songs hit different, and not in a good way.

If you think you want to hear the audio, don’t.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned on this planet, it’s that someone, even if only one person, will enjoy the most depraved thing you can think of. Not only do they enjoy it, but they will actively seek it out. Now, you probably won’t ever even know of this person’s existence, and they will likely ever know of yours, but the fact that they exist is enough.

I completely forgot about that plot line. I think that makes more sense than Fern, now that you mention it.

Pretty sure it’s Fern, but the artist just copied Frieren and made everything black.

I thought it was entertaining. I went in thinking it was like American Psycho, and I was VERY wrong. A story of revenge and making the best out of the hands you were given.

So you had the same procedure as American Mary’s Ruby Realgirl, played by Paula Lindberg.

Dry ice in water. Just be sure to do it in a well ventilated area. It can be dangerous. Personal experience.

Guts, you say?