Fun story time! The suffix -tor is actually, historically, used for men, i.e, aviator, doctor, etc. There exists another suffix, -trix, that isn’t used much at all anymore, but for women. You may know of one of the only remaining uses of this suffix (that I know about) in the form of “dominatrix”. This has been your antiquated vocabulary lesson. Test on Friday, homework due on Thursday.

They kinda did that back in 2016 as a way to show the proper methods to home screening for breast cancer (link is mildly NSFW).

I grew up listening to country. Now, in my 30s, a lot of the songs hit different, and not in a good way.

If you think you want to hear the audio, don’t.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned on this planet, it’s that someone, even if only one person, will enjoy the most depraved thing you can think of. Not only do they enjoy it, but they will actively seek it out. Now, you probably won’t ever even know of this person’s existence, and they will likely ever know of yours, but the fact that they exist is enough.

I completely forgot about that plot line. I think that makes more sense than Fern, now that you mention it.

Pretty sure it’s Fern, but the artist just copied Frieren and made everything black.

I thought it was entertaining. I went in thinking it was like American Psycho, and I was VERY wrong. A story of revenge and making the best out of the hands you were given.

So you had the same procedure as American Mary’s Ruby Realgirl, played by Paula Lindberg.

Dry ice in water. Just be sure to do it in a well ventilated area. It can be dangerous. Personal experience.

Guts, you say?

Well now I’m curious. What about the word demands so much ire? The spelling? Pronunciation? Usage?

Spotter and sniper all in one.

Here’s the suit with me posting with a paintball gun I had at the time. I made it from a set of army BDU’s and some random netting I found. Laid the uniform out and cut the netting to fit on top of it. Sewed the net to the uniform and reinforced the sew points with shoe-goo. Bought I-don’t-remember-how-many rolls of jute from anywhere I could find. I had a jig that I used to cut all the jute to a certain length. Would unroll an entire roll into the jig, then just cut at both ends to get me a ton of strands at roughly the right length. Used Rit dyes in various colors to dye the tan jute shades of green and brown. Then proceeded to put the strands on in a similar manner to latch-hooking. It took forever. To put it in perspective, I bought the BDU’s on April 2nd, 2012. I finished the suit on Halloween of that same year.

Used for: I don’t know. Acting goofy with friends, Halloween. I had ambitions of taking out paintballing and eventually hunting, but never did. Never found too many friends that wanted to paintball, and since I used a bow to hunt, the jacket would always get caught up in the jute.

Work well: I sure say it did. I would scare the shit out of trick-or-treaters.

Temperature: I prefer warmer weather anyway, but I don’t have to layer at all when I take it out on Halloween.

I don’t use it much anymore. One time, while my friends and I were playing Ingress (phone game that laid the groundwork for Pokemon Go), I did have someone get really mad at me because there were still some patches along the lapel. The guy acted like I was trying to “stolen valor” some shit.

I really must thank you. This was a fun trip down memory lane.

You bring up jute. I made a ghillie suit out of so much jute almost 15 years ago now. I still break it out for Halloween.

I wouldn’t have thought of ol’ Benny as gay, considering his taste in women.

The cars are one thing, but that horrible excuse for a truck gets all the aggression and hatred I can muster on the roads that won’t lead me to prison. Those things only started to be sold once the Republican’s favorite South African went full mask off. No excuse for owning one of those.

Before

After

I believe they were going to add a meme about having the FBI catch the person who likes to “date” young individuals, but the commenter realized that the FBI now works for pedophiles, so they probably wouldn’t be very helpful in this joke scenario.

I don’t even like macaroni and cheese.