Guts, you say?

Well now I’m curious. What about the word demands so much ire? The spelling? Pronunciation? Usage?

Spotter and sniper all in one.

Here’s the suit with me posting with a paintball gun I had at the time. I made it from a set of army BDU’s and some random netting I found. Laid the uniform out and cut the netting to fit on top of it. Sewed the net to the uniform and reinforced the sew points with shoe-goo. Bought I-don’t-remember-how-many rolls of jute from anywhere I could find. I had a jig that I used to cut all the jute to a certain length. Would unroll an entire roll into the jig, then just cut at both ends to get me a ton of strands at roughly the right length. Used Rit dyes in various colors to dye the tan jute shades of green and brown. Then proceeded to put the strands on in a similar manner to latch-hooking. It took forever. To put it in perspective, I bought the BDU’s on April 2nd, 2012. I finished the suit on Halloween of that same year.

Used for: I don’t know. Acting goofy with friends, Halloween. I had ambitions of taking out paintballing and eventually hunting, but never did. Never found too many friends that wanted to paintball, and since I used a bow to hunt, the jacket would always get caught up in the jute.

Work well: I sure say it did. I would scare the shit out of trick-or-treaters.

Temperature: I prefer warmer weather anyway, but I don’t have to layer at all when I take it out on Halloween.

I don’t use it much anymore. One time, while my friends and I were playing Ingress (phone game that laid the groundwork for Pokemon Go), I did have someone get really mad at me because there were still some patches along the lapel. The guy acted like I was trying to “stolen valor” some shit.

I really must thank you. This was a fun trip down memory lane.

You bring up jute. I made a ghillie suit out of so much jute almost 15 years ago now. I still break it out for Halloween.

I wouldn’t have thought of ol’ Benny as gay, considering his taste in women.

The cars are one thing, but that horrible excuse for a truck gets all the aggression and hatred I can muster on the roads that won’t lead me to prison. Those things only started to be sold once the Republican’s favorite South African went full mask off. No excuse for owning one of those.

Before

After

I believe they were going to add a meme about having the FBI catch the person who likes to “date” young individuals, but the commenter realized that the FBI now works for pedophiles, so they probably wouldn’t be very helpful in this joke scenario.

I don’t even like macaroni and cheese.

The door opens inward in the first image and outward in the second. Plus, it looks like it’s just called “Pet Store”. I hate the fact that something silly like this needs to be scrutinized.

The nuclear power graph goes opposite to what I expected.

“This is Lucille. And she. Is. AWESOME”

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You better have Host Hat or Pyromaniac with that build or you’re gonna have a bad time.

Everyone needs a rooftop Korean.

For real, do you want to be on the hook for trying to save the dictator? Let’s say you do save him and him and his regime go on to kill more and destroy society. The guilt normal people would feel would be astronomical. On the other hand, let’s say you take your oath to heart and do everything to save him, and he still dies. His cult would make your life a living hell. Then there’s pulling a Hide from The Office or Chase from House. The latter point still stands. There is no winning from helping him.

I was a fan of Megalovania mixed with E1M1.