Next time ask if they’re taking bets!
Next time ask if they’re taking bets!
This needs to become a modern day chick tract. Print up tons of this meme & leave them in truck stop bathrooms across the country!
You can follow it up with one about how Viagra will make hair grow on your palms!
Take it to a Brian Eno, they’ll swap out it with a steamy fetid one, a few questions asked.
I’m with ya. I watched Arachnophobia on VHS the other day, just because.
It looked like shit, sounded like shit, but the VHS nostalgia was worth it.
It also made appreciate the hell out of Dune 2 in 4K… sometimes old tech reminds me how good current tech is.
You gotta do Brunswick Stew for protests. Then people can just chuck the roadkill they find along the way to the protest in the pot as they arrive.
Season that baby with some motor oil & pepper spray, maybe a lil gunpowder if you can get your hands on some…
That protest will smell terrible.
I dunno if you’re talking about the Simpsons, but in season 14, the episode about Rock Camp, Homer eats a pill off the cabin floor & talks to Jesus over in the corner.
Additionally, Weed, Whites (pills), and Wine had a moment when Little Feat & Linda Ronstadt popularized Lowell George’s “Willin’”.
“Dildo is for Dildo Lovers” bumper stickers would be flying off the shelf!
Genital Nerds™ , the tastiest of the STDs.
Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.
Moldy Mondays & Fermenting Fridays for all!
I only visited this post because of the image & now I’m performing cunnilingus on a bowl of Mac & Cheese.
Please remove the image.
Looks more like a drop of urine floating out into the void.
I’m a lil rusty on my geography. Would that make the Grand Canyon his butthole or is it more like the Fertile Crescent is his buttcrack?
So civilized in fact, there are monetized YouTube channels dedicated to catching & shaming people for not returning their carts.
So it’s kind of like the European system in a way. Instead of getting a coin for returning an abandoned shopping cart, you can get a subscriber count & ad revenue!
Your mom. And she went hard.
It’s analyzing your skid marks trying to generate a faithful recreation of your farts.
It’s the only excuse.
lol, I don’t think most incels could find a truck stop if they wanted too. There aren’t any to stop at along the way between their rage boners & their keyboards…
I wanna fuel a new complex within the religious right! Now that crowd values a truck stop!