If you don’t stop I’ll eat my dam grandchildren, how would you feel about that bucko

Jelly of everyone in that building, even the dude who’s gotta clean up the puke.

It was the first gen ones that could do it, they dropped support pretty quickly though since I’m pretty sure most models lack the ability even with mods to save a few bucks.

Yea but PS3 can Linux, the ultimate game.

That’s how I found my wife.

Bro, you never skip Kegel day.

There was a power outage at the orgy, it wasn’t actually Mickey he made cum 8 times, it was goofy. I was there.

I usually get Indian trumpet from canned fish so it’s atleast thats accurate

Bro that was my biggest fear 😅

When I was in 6th grade I was fucking cringe, little fucks these days acting like they ain’t.

Tell that to my parents who installed theirs wrong

Golf = The game of the bourgeoisie. Mini Golf = The game of the proletariat.

Only raccoons truely understand consent.

That’s called food waste and it’s a serious problem here in Canada.

Thats exactly what they want you to think.

But like you could use butter right?

Clearly twitter branded bras with a slightly manufacturing defect in the head.

Now if I could get condom packets but full of mayo that would be prime. I’d hand them out on the street corner.

Anyone who wonders why it’s extra squishy gets a “it’s extra lubricant”

The back room at the video store, it was just where you rent the equipment to do it.

His hands a little big, might end up a bird strike.