I have a concealed curry, in case me wife eats it

You’re a fucking coward and would run as soon as you heard a gunshot, just like every gun-owning coward in the US 😂

I don’t have this problem because I use Windows

There was a bunch of goths used to hang about outside Argos in Stirling and the locals called them The Argoths

You just keep telling yourself that, beanboy

Locusts

Good argument, but it’s still admitting that veganism is completely unsuitable for humans in general, due to (and proven by) the need for supplements

veganism does cause intellectual deficiencies especially considering so most vegans have to supplement.

Better?

Not a vegan

Definitely a vegan lol

Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round

I was trying to figure out why Mont Bland is now 15000 metres high

Is this a map from the medieval era lol

Dear Americans,

Yes, we do all know this and it’s vitally important to form your own political opinions and also vote.

However, there’s a very good reason we don’t mention politics or religion in polite conversation, or nowadays, online

You will not change anyone’s mind, no matter what you say or how you say it; there is absolutely no point in bringing your political opinions into threads about fuckin beans or ducks or any other subjects not based in politics or religion.

So fucking boring

Sounds like a Steves kinda thing

Pray tell, what are floor drugs please?

Holy shit the number of blocks needed to cut out the communities of “questionable Japanese cartoons about characters that look suspiciously like young kids” is fucking insane

Try mentioning it without some neckbeard snorting about PrOJeCTinG lol

Would be good to have some kind of script that could do it

Jokes aside, that carrot is obscenely large

Oo wait, tiny feet?

Sorry I’m too 21st century to understand gun jokes

Could you explain the 18th century jest here?

Kinda like “United”, then?

First line doesn’t track smh fuckin Wordsworth here

Roasted parsnips are amazing. Was really surprised to discover that a lot of people never heard of them. There’s even a version of carrot cake that is made with them. Delicious

EPIC