Hyacathusarullistad

Mine is sort of a two’fer:

1. Every man should own at least one decent suit, and should try it on regularly (twice a year at minimum) to make sure it still fits — but that suit should not be black, because:
2. Black suits are exclusively for funerals, and even there they’re mostly horrible. A charcoal suit will serve literally anywhere a black suit would plus lots of places it wouldn’t.

I’m not comfortable with a voiced computer that doesn’t have Majel Barrett’s voice, frankly. Google Assistant/Siri/Alexa hit my ear wrong as it is.