We all know that the vision pro is a porn machine masquerading as a innovative product. That goes for all VR. The first youtuber to give headset reviews centered around their ability to immerse people into porn is going to be the first channel I didn’t accidentally subscribe to.

That’s my excuse in real life too.

So you wanna be key buddies? Respectfully.

“And how long ago was your last doctor’s visit?”

“Uh, 7-ish years ago?”

" Great. That’ll be $350."

You might look even better in a burka.

Wow dude. We havent even seen the health stats from her apple watch. 7 is generous when we don’t know her families history of heart disease. She’s sitting at a generous 4 at best until we see her 23 and me.

More like Danny Brown and Fresh off The Boat