It’s almost like something happened in 2020 to cause a big spike. I wonder what that could have been, and if it is still the case.

Ah, life is full of mysteries.

Surprisingly enough she was 100% cool with it

That’s cause she knew and was giving you the time you needed.

Relationship goals.

More like:

Drivers: I am the main character. All else are mere obstacles for me getting to my destination.

about the most trivial things

That’s so it gets interpreted as a light ribbing.

It would be mean to say it about something that is actually serious.

“You have a genetic disease. Please don’t reproduce.” *Seinfeld laugh track*

I always preferred the “bait” analogy when describing these tactics.

No, you don’t get it. When I abuse my power, it’s good, when they abuse their power, it’s bad.

Does that clarify things? /s

Could I get the opinion of a MTG player? Would you put this card into your deck?

The objects are only meant to hack your own, private reality.

So they induce a kind of psychosis? Ah, sweet. Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension. 😜

OP: “Hey, guys! Here are some objects that hack the nature of reality.”

Posters: *Uses them to further hack the nature of reality, just in other ways*

OP:

I reckon. Also:

… as long as that criticism doesn’t put into question the ideas that I base my identity on.

No. player two would be the same wereanimal as player one. The type of animal that the players would transform into would change depending on the level.

For example: Level 1 was the werewolf form https://youtu.be/NC_7n4T3eNs?t=98

Level 2 was the weredragon form: https://youtu.be/NC_7n4T3eNs?t=225

Boots Theory strikes again.

Similar vibes: “Done reading? Check out anti-reading.”

Don’t tell this guy about Song of Solomon.

Try the stories in Judges, thems were tough times and crazy stories. The Old Testament is especially metal because the Jesus story arc hadn’t happened yet.

Judges 4:18-22 (NIV)

Jael went out to meet Sisera and said to him, “Come, my lord, come right in. Don’t be afraid.” So he entered her tent, and she covered him with a blanket.

“I’m thirsty,” he said. “Please give me some water.” She opened a skin of milk, gave him a drink, and covered him up.

“Stand in the doorway of the tent,” he told her. “If someone comes by and asks you, ‘Is anyone in there?’ say ‘No.’”

But Jael, Heber’s wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died.

Just then Barak came by in pursuit of Sisera, and Jael went out to meet him. “Come,” she said, “I will show you the man you’re looking for.” So he went in with her, and there lay Sisera with the tent peg through his temple—dead.

Just to clarify: people don’t have to be nice to you, but they don’t get to be a dick.

Remember: neutrality is the way.

Yeah, that’s pretty egregious. It looks like North America is no better than Poland in the first graphic.

People who are actively dating also spend more money. We gotta bump those numbers up, Johnson, get the people dating and spending! Lets make a day where couples will spend money on each other.

Lets call it Valentines day, and we’ll put it in each quarter. It’ll be a hit.