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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Women aren’t going to be able to get the bus back to the airport and I will be in the office tomorrow so I can do it for you and Rob and I can do it for you and Rob and I can do it for you and Rob and I can do it for you and Rob…

    For some reason it keeps repeating the last part. I have no idea what this means, however I will surely be convinced it is a message from beyond… The airport?


  • They say you should listen to my inner child, and when I was a very young child I wanted to be a caterpillar. So far I’m accomplishing this by doing fuck all but eat and sleep.
    Maybe I’m less like Franz Kafka than I thought, however I believe I should give it a little more time (just in case metamorphosis is around the corner).






  • Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O’Hare airport.

    Before they searched me the man said I had a “suspicious package” in my “groin area”. I’ll never forget the man’s face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so…)






  • Haha yes! This is a brilliantly hilarious watch, I remember when it came out years ago. The person put effort into not just replacing wands with guns, but all the effects and such to go with it. Also I think in that version Hermione kills one of the main’ish characters (I forget his name), and they just go with it in awkward and funny moments instead of bringing him back.

    I highly recommend it to anyone reading. It’s one of my favourite fan edits.