Bleu [they/them]

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Cake day: June 1st, 2023

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  • I saw the new thing from Heinz which is like a Coke Remix machine but with dipping sauces, and the machine mixes it in front of you with a countdown and flashing lights. I envisioned a world where fast food places stop producing their own ketchup packets and just buy one of these giant machines because it’s cheaper.

    Hell no. I am not asking a robot to make me ketchup when you could just hand me ketchup packets.