Okay. But still ಠ_ಠ

Am I looking at mayonnaise? That’s like 1:2 mayo to dog ಠ_ಠ

Yeah, I think I look at it like a template for self expression. If it helps you say what you want to say, then more power to you. What exactly that is won’t be the same for each person.

Columbo is the true golden god.

Go home and spend time with your family. No one can help you now.

No, but I would relish throwing you in a blender.

It’s a red bean matcha pizza and your focus is on the beans?

“Oh, you gave them a name?”

I like to imagine they always take a little pause to raise their eyebrows and tilt their head when they say “fully”.

She wants her to have strong bones.

I hear Lesbia is beautiful this time of year

I want my wheels to look bigger.

I think I needed to hear this, this one is new to me. Thank you.

Best not to agitate him any further.

audience boos

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me!

It’s a yes or no question.

It took me reading this comment to appreciate how out of the ordinary this must sound to someone not from here.

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Yes. I noticed my mistake after I posted it, but I figured anyone who noticed I made it would also notice why.

Or I could go super-bullshit and point out the possibility that since there are only 8 unique digits, the person responsible for the sign is using an exceptionally unconventional number system. Because “fuck 2.”