“How appropriate. You fight like a cow!”

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I am about as Dutch as they come, but I’m also apparently Irish (short). Anyway, an ex is Sri Lankan. My current husband (current husband? How many do I plan on having?) is Tamil. I have heard many sides to the fight. Love that fruity bum script, though.

I adore that Sinhala script. Fruit with bums.

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NHI

You can cook.

I want to be alone.

“You get gold.”

“You get frankincense.”

“But wait, there’s myrrh!”

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Pthonk: n, the sound made by a unique combination of a nosebleed and shame. Often heard in rapid succession.