UwUpeans, so great, and so horrid at the same time.

You sir/madam/gentlebeing, are a most delightfully twisted individual.

I’m only happy to help <3

(they’re awkwardly asking for a poly 'shipping, most probably as a way to express that you guys are too cute :)

For anyone else allergic to apples, maybe consider a pear, or an orange.

The concept is to imagine something you wouldn’t typically crave.

Real tip I received recently: Ask yourself if you’d eat an apple (instead of whatever you’re craving), if not, then it’s not because you’re hungry.