A threesome is like a fight between three people where the third guy is just watching awkwardly.

Ocean

They absolutely should run this in some papers

I can’t blame them. Robots won’t vote to legislate their fetuses.

How dare you post my door code in a meme!

What I need is a goth girl therapist

I see we’re missing the point of the post

I like pancakes.

Well i’m sorry to disagree with you, but the future for the West is bleak.

I would give you more context but I think its funnier if I leave it without.

As a man, I don’t want to have kids. Can’t afford them. And the future has never seemed bleaker.

Civilization is collapsing as laws we observe are ignored and norms are flaunted and I cannot cope with this.

(I saw someone clearly not handicapped park in the handicap spot at the post office yesterday without a tag or permit)

SmartPipe FlushMe is a registered sex offender.

Sibilence sibilence sibilence

Okay, I won’t tell you.

It’s a Hoyoverse meme so I dunno, extra large

I’m not going on the green site to do research

…you don’t say?

Because class war is where the poop is! [Luigi whistles as he shoots the CEO]

Either the first photo we got of the Adjuster was a ruse to throw us off, or they coughed up a patsy.

It gives me hope if the real Adjuster is still out there, but a show trial is never fun.