“Every fucking time. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a quickie in Tuscon right now?”

Bro this isnt even the most shocking thing this week

I dont think men want to fuck him either

Chinaposting is strong with this one

“Why don’t you sit on this? AND ROTATE!”

I have a bottle of sparkling apple juice and a cigar for another certain somebody

https://youtu.be/NPP_iYo0Brk

McDonalds ice cream machine 🅱️roke

He’s not. Nine Inch Nails is 🙂

This bar can go crashing down a private jet

And how many loss edit references do you want (1 minimum)

He always had the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

I know its wrong to be celebrating when this could become a much bigger problem but you know what fuck it: ha ha

You know what fuck it, I dont care

They are not invulnerable to bullets or drone strikes

Empathy doesn’t sell.

Getting strapped sells.

I’ll take headlines that aged badly for 200, Ken.

They are dehumanizing people right now, as we speak. It has to stop. One way or another.

The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people. – Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Agreed.

https://youtu.be/l02flbxvwrg