… and why I have all these strange growths, I’m sure.

You’re a beautiful princess, hoodiegyaru!

Somebody’s going to have to retake the forklift safety video when the manager sees this. And it’s going to be one of the videos where you have to click on shit in the video to make it advance.

I mean, according to all the old folks when I was growing up, I shouldn’t be able to have any mental problems! My mind rotted away long ago!

Got it. I now don’t trust any feeling I have while sleeping.

Or while awake the next day. 9 pm is going to come tonight, and I can never trust again.

Do you work at a dairy farm?

/fellating_pikachu_meme

Good lord. How in the hell does that thinking even survive a first pass at thinking about how a fru-fru place like an ice cream shop could survive while the people living there wouldn’t be able to get to a place with ‘real food’ on offer?

I just make my mistakes at 200mph, so I don’t have to make many!

Where’s the image from? If it’s a show, it seems like a riot.

Even back when they were being advertised I thought they were pretty silly. Heelys could be used almost anywhere, but the grinds were like so situation specific.

I must have forgotten the name. Apparently it’s Big Mothafuckin Crab Truckers. See here for the pdf. It’s amusing, because apparently this conversation goes back and forth between this and car lesbians.

There was a trend for a while on /tg/ for creating ‘one-page’ games. The premise and every rule must fit on one standard page. I think my personal favorite was Road Rage Crab Truck Drivers. They were meant to be played quickly, in one night or so, as a break from a traditional campaign that would take many meetings, like D&D or WW games.

I thought cats groomed to show dominance? Dogs pee on things to mark territory. Cats pee when no one can see.

Err, what’s an anchor point? Like a visual beacon to draw the eyes in a particular way?

I don’t think I’m good enough at surgery to do this myself. Think we can ask that neighbor who has all those taxidermied squirrels?

It’s really obvious if I say it, and I don’t want to connect her or myself to any online account.

Hmm, let me see if I can let you know (if you already know) that you know it. It was her nickname, then similar to a name of a casino.

It’s amusing how things you never expect to be seen by others suddenly go intercontinental because your company likes them. I have a friend who retired from her corporate job about 15 years ago. She had an excel document (that I guess became some sort of super document, I dunno, I’m not into that sort of stuff), and it worked so well for her work that it became the company standard for a gigantic multinational corporation (they’re one of the ones you always hear involved in US wars), and whatever she did couldn’t be changed once she left.

That means she occasionally still gets contacted about her mildly suggestive name for the file. It references testicles and corporate greed in one go round.

Not just spooky, it can get downright freaky. I was out rowing in a foursome in the early morning, and we hear a ruckus. All four of us thought it was preschool age kids yelling and screaming during play… at first. It was incredibly foggy that morning, cold, and dark. When we realized what we were hearing, and how many it sounded like, break time on the shore was over.

Aragorn was pretty directly descended from the cool humans, or Numenoreans. They have some special things, like living to something like 24X years in Aragorn’s case.

For a second I was very confused, as I wondered why there was a second artist with the same style.

New conspiracy: Wugmeister=ahdok backwards in the ancient sumerian curse language.

Mouth. Water goes in the mouth, across some cool counterflowing blood veins, and exits the gills.