“Horny singles in your area are wet for an authoritarian hierarchy.”

Haven’t stopped planning for retirement and all that jazz but at this point it’s just theater.

No, they’re asking if you can get an erection

The contracted form of The Edward.

Elon tweets like a 14 year old trying to go hard on MySpace

That old porn site they took down

No, it’s really the only exception.

We don’t have to feed horses to cars so we can make cars. We need artists to create original works to feed AI.

You end up with a worse pizza without waiting.

Unless you’re high and eating a Totinos party pizza like a taco, then all bets are off.

They outsource their conscience with predicable results.

Step 1: Coding in Assembly

Negotiation tactics don’t generally involve shooting through the hostage.

I don’t think we need to worry about the extreme left in the United States for a minute unless Bernie takes a real sharp turn.

Sort of a reverse Squid Game where if you don’t kill people you rack up 40 grand in student loan debt.

I had no issue with this show for a while until someone pointed out how overtly perverted many of the main cast are. The laugh track and ‘adorkable’ aspect really throw you off, but once you see it…