

Final Science-Fiction!
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
Final Science-Fiction!
“It’s not, it’s just that the rest of me is so big it appears small.”
I’m at a loss for the last line’s meaning.
1 star = Nobody liked it
2 stars = 3 people liked it, the rest didn’t.
3 stars = 50% of everyone likes it
4 stars = 3 people hate it, everyone else likes it.
5 stars = Impossible. Someone paid for this rating.
I don’t even get what the reasoning for not having gays in the military is. That they’ll be too busy making out to fight? Nonsense! The Spartans (iirc) encouraged homosexual relationships because you’re much more likely to fight harder to protect your lover who is fighting right beside you.
I do also hate the dog whistle shit. You know how I end up learning what dog whistles exist? Because I say something with innocent intent that some fucking neonazis co-opted without my knowledge and get assblasted for it because I tend not to hang around bigots to know their stupid lingo. 😠
Ignorant I may be; but the only hate I have is for hatemongers.
I don’t have a problem with perfectionism IRL.
But the minute it’s a video game? I must be perfect and I also dramatically shift to Machiavellian thinking. Everything in the game is specifically for my benefit. Every item belongs to me. And if killing an NPC will give me more power, that dude is dead.
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Me, calling my sister:
“Hey.”
No response
“HEY!”
No response
“HEY, DICKLIPS!”
“What?”
Yeah. I was thinking some kind of lizard, for some reason. Just seems like a lizard thing to do, I guess.
So I was gonna make a joke about being that creature that pees through their eyes, but I forgot the name of the animal, went to look it up and was given this gem of an AI response:
Don’t worry! Peeing through your eyes is normal! It’s just called “crying.”
Please tell me this is from The Onion.
“Why would there be blood, I’m not bleeding?”
“Were you dancing with a chick in there?”
“Yeah so…? Oh… Oh God! Ew! What do I do?!”
And they had a few options, too.
Rulehicky. Thingamarule. Rulesit.
Necessary to not be mind fucked by the scholars in the library.
If the stuffed animal backpacks I want actually had all the compartments and stuff my trail bag had, I would definitely have a stuffed animal backpack.
I only really see 2 options: a backpack that looks cute or a backpack that is actually functional. (With the cute bags I want not the sonic one in the meme)
So uh… Which is worse:
The fact Nina was turned into her own dog or the fact that Scar killed her for being turned into a dog? 🤔
Heck you can re-wear your underwear, too. Only really need to change when they start getting hard.
If you read this Western style, it’s suddenly Yoda.