It’s all a giant conspiracy!!!
I feel personally responsible for this post.
I think the answers are yes, somewhat (in addition to collapsing under its own weight), and probably impossible.
Looks like a normal bottle of cow’s milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you’d want bull’s milk.
Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.
As an actual human, can confirm I use my human fingertips to press the upvote button on the posts and comments I enjoy.
What a novel and interesting idea! If only it wasn’t all a huge scam to take money from investors!