“A lot if people flash the peace sign but I like to express peace verbally… Two.”

Women are not even on the web has to be a coin toss.

Given that there always a combination of words that will end up with you being punched in the jaw, I say it’s justified.

Dr. Two times her age

It’s funny to think that modern humans have been around for tens of thousands of years but we’re only ~80 years of infertility away from global extinction.

Job centers?

“Not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.”

- Gina Linetti

Jokes on them, I live in their walls rent free.

Without any natural predetors

Sir, may I introduce you to the little province called “The entire Sun”