Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”

I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

Did people just pour dirt into the sea and build on top? I’m not being sarcastic, how did this happen?

The old Spanish time makes more sense. Whenever I am on Spain, 9AM feels more like 7AM.

My ancestros were sluts

Thanks I’ll check it out

Fuck this is me and I hate it

I’d like to further expand on this, I advocate for the use of Britnik whenever dealing with British nationalists trolls online.

What kind of caliber you think we’d need? I’m thinking 30-06

I agree, we should have open season tags on babies.

Im sure most british people dont think about it all that much. But British nationalists trolls online seem to have this weird hyperfixation with it almost to an unhealthy degree.

Yeah argentinas claim is dumb sure, but the wars that the britiah carried out were at a scale that doesn’t even compare to the Falklands invasion, and the British didn’t even care about rationalizing a claim. They just took shit. So please forgive me when i think its funny watching Britniks lose their collective minds about a third world country invading some of their far off rocks and failing. Like it doesn’t even compare to what the British have done, but they cry about it like uncontrollable piss babies.

The antarctic claim I think it’s fair, it’s unpopulated and Argentina is right there. There are a bunch of countries who claim it as well so they are not alone. It’s just a matter of whose going to occupy it.

Im always amused watching British people online get pressed by some light banter after their nation spent centuries conquering and subjugating nations around the world. Like, there is no faster way to bunch up a British nationalist panties than by bringing up the falklands, a relatively small war that they ended up wining anyways.

Eyeliner is like MSG, it can make anyone look tastier.

This is actually terrifying. Even if it was fiction, what gave the person the impulse and creativity to write something like this.

Edit: I’m looking for a source on that quote and can’t find anything. If there is something I’d be interested to read more

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

The baggy eyes really sell it

Why did people stop talking to me? I just kept murdering my neighbors and refuse to stop.

That’s why you crush them and put them in a smoothie

Liver and kidney failure is my personal favorite combo