Could only improve things honestly.

I like the idea of pirating my gender. Sounds like I pilfered someone’s penis. Which is just an objectively fun sentence to say.

Not sure the gluttony thing is right. Has God ever been described eating literally anything?

What is crippling depression?

The border is the world that was known to Rome. It’s not meant to be a representation of the borders of the Roman empire.

Both characters are voiced by men.

I’m assuming he’s referring to student loan forgiveness. I could see him getting banned from certain communities for saying he’s against it.

War…

war never changes.

Why are you washing a duvet cover with the rest of your clothes? Shouldn’t it get its own cycle?

To quote the great Jermaine Clement, how could it be gay if I’m picturing you as a woman?

I think in this scenario it’s pretty clearly B. Though I have a secondary scenario. What if you’re standing against a wall and the portal slams into that wall. You’re against the wall but the wall itself never goes through the portal. Would you still get launched then? The portal is still moving when you go through it but stops abruptly as soon as it reaches the wall. You’re still physically touching the wall that’s now on the other side of the portal. Would you get forced off of it and launched?