Just popping in as a former user to say Smartthings is fucking garbage. Use Home Assistant or any other self hosted solution. Don’t waste your effort with Smartthings.

Yeah that’s been my experience. It’s a stupid position that’s logically inconsistent, but those people definitely exist.

My first thought was “well there’s a slightly less chance they’ll be aggressive if you stroke their ego” and hoo boy does that say a lot about American policing.

Just cause there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score.

Wait they want to not poop for 3 days AND figure out how to poop out gummy worms as fast as possible?? I’m gonna agree with the other commenter and say this is some sex stuff.

Honestly “butt plug” seems like the solution here.