Thanks ChatGPT!

Imagine the amount of small businesses that would be put under if they had to pay for vastly more bathrooms because someone can’t be creepy.

Live Exist long enough to become the villian.

Most covid vaccines aren’t recombinant vaccines, which aren’t made using eggs.

Elons a slut

Strider Musk (2021) — with Shivon Zilis

Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) — with Grimes

Child whose name is not known (2024) — with Shivon Zilis

NJ Forest Fire Service refuses to use anything except Nazitter and Sovietbook.

Hopefully I burn quickly when the time comes.

“Living the life” is being delivered ironically.

After Mario’s death, believed by Luigi to have been caused by Mario’s lack of mental Healthcare access, he goes after the immorel owner of Mycel Healthcare…

Show up 3 hours early so they also have to pay you overtime.

You mean a torture machine, meant to fill you with dreadful anticipation until the moment of horror

How you gonna not provide an example?

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I vote for cuneiform:

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What about some ethereal law… like… what if you took the first law one more step… we could call it the zeroth law!

He’d just pronounce it weird, like “ryeed” or something.

Wait till you learn the parts of a burette!

In all seriousness, the easiest solution is probably just to move the door stop a few millimeters up

You have the world’s most expensive useless machine, nice.

Tbf, that increases the risk of prion diseases.

Well, now Mistletoaster is canceled.

I too wish I could afford a large enough kitchen for two ovens.

That’s how you know you’ve made it

Not sure I’ve ever seen those plugs in the States