Was this game from Webkinz? I 100% saw my sister play this… (maybe even I played it)

Wait. Is the joke that the person typed ‘mater’ as in tomato in a red neck accent? Tomato > tomater > mater?

Or that they typed ‘mater’ as in physics, states of mater, atoms, etc?

I was going to say ‘Red Mater’

Pizza guy comes to party: everyone happy

Police officer comes to party: everyone stressed

If Jeff Goldblum told me to be late for work, I would 110% be late for work

I removed any shopping apps from my phone for this preces reason.

Didn’t stop me from going to my PC though… :(

Aremindeer for my yearly re-watch of How to loose weight in 4 easy steps

Turn the lights off. oh no

I’m not saying no…

Cock for only $1.99? Where can I sign up?

Relevant CGP Grey (someday)

I was at a restaurant earlier this year, and I actually saw someone take a picture of their food, screen shot that picture, and send it on their messaging app of choice. Was so cool seeing it happen in person in my tiny town, and not just in the big cities or the internet

Girl = Guy In Real Life

Someone did it at my high school. (Or whatever the australian version of it was called) that hallway was unusable for whole day.

Theres probably easier ways to get your peepee whacked…

Well, it is hard to think of another medusa joke

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No no no, you can nerd snipe me THIS time (save to solve on my lunch break)

Maybe im really in a bubble and reading the wrong articles, but im seeing nazi salutes to the flag, and companies are allowed to fire non-whites.

Please correct me if im wrong

Jo Jo Rabbit used to be a comedy