No, after I ate my garlic bread they kicked me out of biology class, I guess they thought I’d eat the other experiments too.

So the green parsley isn’t green parsley, but tiny gar.

Lion Tamer Malva wants to fight!

Why would you want to put a bottle in your ass? Wouldn’t your ass just warm up the beer quicker? Hmmm… although if I shove ice up their first…

Actually, and this may not apply to the current/new Superman but likely would the original Superman, based on the Nationality Act of 1940 Superman could be considered a child found in the United States with unknown parentage.

Zootopia? Based on what I’ve seen online, who’s getting milked? Anything that moves.

I’ll do something similar.

What headphones do you use on your Switch? Or on an airplane? Or a regional bus?

How is the experience switching from your phone, to your laptop, to your tablet, to your Steam Deck?

It’s Joe Biden, he’s using her iPad.

I’m in Europe, where american football isn’t a thing

In 2024, three NFL games were played in London, one in Germany. In 2025 scheduled games include the same plus a game in Madrid and Dublin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_International_Series

So it is “a thing”, but not caring about it is understandable.

… unless that’s your thing.

Big Carl vibes.

As a white guy I learned this from music,

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Actually,

Ernő Rubik invented the Rubik’s Cube in 1974.

In 1980 it won German Game of the Year special award for Best Puzzle.

Albert Einstein was a German-born theoretical physicist.

Einstein died in 1955.

Einstein famously stated “Time is relative”.

In Einstein’s time all Rubik’s cubes were solved.

I don’t understand the “it’s just a meme” logic. I’ve seen it used a few times to excuse whatever the meme says.

Imagine if the meme was “Stop signs don’t make sense, I’ve got places to be, vroom vroom”

That’s stupid and dangerous advice. This meme isn’t dangerous, but it is stupid.

Obviously if there was a “Sarcasm rabbit” type meme, now it makes sense. I’ve never seen this meme image before, maybe that’s what it’s going for, but for now it’s going to get shit on.

Zod.

General Zod.

But you can call me Zod.