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My birth certificate is proof enough that I’m a man. Now give me my strawberry Herbal Essences! 💪😡

I pushed my nipples down and it worked! It worked!!! 😲😲😲

I’m standing in front of my coffee shirtless pushing as hard as I can and it’s not working. 🤯

I never thought of it that way. 🤔

But why do we have nipples? If mine were functional I would save money on milk for my coffee. 😢