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🥝?

🍍 in these trying times?

Wow not very educational

wow pretty problematic

You’re the reason AI is going to extinct us

How did this comment receive this many votes? Calling Linux industrial is baffling.

Surprisingly high or surprisingly low? Please tell me I have this airhorn and I don’t want it to go to waste

This happens more than you might think

He could at least throw in a couple of sticks of RAM as well

Can you put a human egg in there for scale, please?

Meds

Corporate memes make me sick

Thanks, I’m actually quoting the video though 😄

Originál?

Based

Why he got Squidward nose

With inflation, you can do both!

“One day if I work really hard, maybe they’ll let me bite a gazelle!” — The Gazelle

Could be a Denuvo shill?